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Author: Strokinut Steve
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Faster Shipping to usa!
TBH – it’s because of tariffs and borders being stricter these days. A big change happened last week where the US removed the duty-free shipments under $800 – and a few of the cheaper shipping options I was able to use have disappeared (they simply stopped offering it).
Silver lining though- US shipments are reduced from a ~2 week timeline to 2-3 days! But I’ve got to kick up flat shipping costs now from $10 to $15 per package.
However, the Full Monty Set still has Free Shipping.
Again, really appreciate you guys in supporting this small business, and the only 100% natural, small-batch, handmade sex grease.
I am working actively on changing how fulfillment works from here – so in a few weeks, shipping will happen from within the US, so it’ll be fast and cheap (likely will offer free shipping on everything like in the UK).
Of course – we’d love to see you at one of our Bator Bro parties where you can just pick up what you like, and shove it in your suitcase 🙂
Love & Grease, Steve
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Tariffs, Shipping, and getting into your hands
It’s been a crazy month here at the workshop, and we’re trying to grapple with all the changes (and issues) with shipping, costs, and ultimately make sure we can get Strokinut to you in the way it was meant to arrive.
I’ve been using ‘slow’ international shippers as they let me keep shipping costs from the UK reasonable to places all over the world, but with temperatures around the world reaching record numbers, our boxes aren’t doing well sitting in shipping containers for days at a time. So we’ve got to adjust and go with fast shippers (2-3 days or so), which will cost a little more. But, you will get your order much more quickly and intact!
Natural products are always a delicate balance between stability and usability – unlike products full of non-renewable, fossil fuel byproducts like in “Albo”.
We’re learning as a new small-batch, handcrafted business.
Thank you again for sticking with us!!
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shipping holiday 4-10 July!
Taking a great bate break in Amsterdam! 4 July morning last orders go out for a week!
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ultraportable incoming
Probably the most requested feature that’s been requested is an even more portable version. I’ve been working on something easy to use and sustainable – so not your repurposed soy sauce cup from last night’s takeaway.
Strokinut “Sock” Edition is incoming. Because this version is meant to be tucked into your sock as you’re either on the move – either thru the city to your d*ck appointment or amongst other bodies on the Bator Bro Tug Rug, it is warmed by your body heat – and needs a firmer formula lube.
Obviously, feel free to use a regular Strokinut to refill it if you’re not particularly body-heat warm. But it’ll launch with the Uncut Summer Edition of lube, designed to stay firm in the warmest of conditions (we’ve tested it, trust me!)
Thanks as always for your support – love you guys.
xx Steve
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Back In Stock for Spring
We’ve been cooking our great regular formula all week and we’ve got great stock for the Spring! Thanks guys for the support you’ve been incredible.
Also cooking up the new Uncut Summer Edition we’ve been testing out in the warmer parts of the party, and in the world – something that stays firmer when it gets (temperature) warm!
I’ve also noted that some of you fully-intact-guys want more grip for a ‘skin-slide’ style of bate, rather than the ‘full exterior glide’ that cut dudes tend to do – and Uncut Summer is meant to cater to you too.
Watch out for a Special Edition launch soon – and a special offer to either add it to your collection, or a discount to thank you for your prior loyalty.
I’m making this all for you guys, you know.
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Out of Stock??
Incredibly, we’ve sold out of our inital stock. You horny people!
But no worries – a new, special edition is coming! We’ve been fielding feedback from you guys all over, and we’re working on releasing a new Uncut/Summer Edition!
Firmer
Harder
GreasierDesigned to stay firm in warmer conditions/in the sun, whilst also being great for guys who are uncut and like a grippier product so they don’t lose traction on their full-skin tugs.
Stay tuned!
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Free Shipping to €U!
It’s not an April Fool’s joke! I’m testing out shipping to the EU – prices should update to Euros on the site automatically. If not, just change the currency on the bottom of the page or in the shop.
Free Shipping to Europe on orders €59+ !
A special bundle deal that’s €59 includes 2 free Strokinut Stealth (travel minis) & free shipping.
Under €59, only charging a flat €6 to ship to the Eurozone as well. Take advantage!
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Free UK Shipping April!
Really excited to be able to offer shipping of Strokinut Oil to the UK in the next couple of weeks!
Working through shipping options as a small business is a little daunting – but I’ve wanted to be able to get this to you all over the country. My intention is to offer shipping for free if possible – stay tuned.
I’m also planning on offering shipping to the EU in April as well, as I figure out regulations and customs in the curernt climate – appreciating your patience guys!
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One day Pop-up Store 12th March!
If you missed out on your chance to grab a Strokinut Oil on Sunday – we’re holding a one-day pop-up tomorrow! Limited quantities available until April.
Come see us right across the street from the Finsbury Park station @ Someday Bar from 12-6pm to grab some lubes (we’ll have Standard 188ml and Stealth Mini 80ml). And grab a zine too at an add-on discount!
Pre-order a Strokinut Oil Standard here to reserve for pickup tomorrow.
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Now available for preorder
Guys, we’re taking advantage of our small-batch, handmade quality and offering personalisation of your very own tin of Strokinut Oil – if you preorder by Saturday, 8th March!
Extra 15% off the promo price for ticket holders – instead of the £38 shelf price, you get it for £24 and with the name of your choice on it, too.
Be great as a surprise gift for that special dude you connected with –