Really excited to announce that we’ve just sent off our first big batch to a new EU warehouse. EU warehouse = no customs duty, delays, or high shipping costs to EU anymore!

EU orders have been held until next week, when they should start shipping out in the Eurozone around 3 Feb, 2026.

I am so grateful to my Euro bros for the patience in helping this small effort to grow around the world as we deal with the realities of a new world dynamic where borders are going back up.

Can’t stop, won’t stop us greasing you up though with the best, fully natural stuff around!

Coco better,

– Strokinut Steve

We launch in 5 days at the Bator Bro Party (London)! We’re doing a full takeover of the party – there will be lots of tins around the two full floors of the event for dudes to grease up with.

Can’t wait – see you there guys!

After months of testing, tasting, sniffing, and sliding – it’s ready!

I’m so excited to bring this labor of love(making) to you – after suffering years of synthetic products for my personal bate lube.

I got tired of covering my dick in synthetic, crude oil-refinement industry products full of mineral oil and petrolatum.

Stuff that tasted and felt disgusting in my mouth too – not to mention that mineral oil is banned from anything that goes into your body in the UK and Europe.

It’ll be available exclusively through Bator Bro in London – you can find out more about that here, and how you can become a member to buy some of the first of our *hard* launch!

Big nuts and love,

-S