It’s been a crazy month here at the workshop, and we’re trying to grapple with all the changes (and issues) with shipping, costs, and ultimately make sure we can get Strokinut to you in the way it was meant to arrive.

I’ve been using ‘slow’ international shippers as they let me keep shipping costs from the UK reasonable to places all over the world, but with temperatures around the world reaching record numbers, our boxes aren’t doing well sitting in shipping containers for days at a time. So we’ve got to adjust and go with fast shippers (2-3 days or so), which will cost a little more. But, you will get your order much more quickly and intact!

Natural products are always a delicate balance between stability and usability – unlike products full of non-renewable, fossil fuel byproducts like in “Albo”.

We’re learning as a new small-batch, handcrafted business.

Thank you again for sticking with us!!

Probably the most requested feature that’s been requested is an even more portable version. I’ve been working on something easy to use and sustainable – so not your repurposed soy sauce cup from last night’s takeaway.

Strokinut “Sock” Edition is incoming. Because this version is meant to be tucked into your sock as you’re either on the move – either thru the city to your d*ck appointment or amongst other bodies on the Bator Bro Tug Rug, it is warmed by your body heat – and needs a firmer formula lube.

Obviously, feel free to use a regular Strokinut to refill it if you’re not particularly body-heat warm. But it’ll launch with the Uncut Summer Edition of lube, designed to stay firm in the warmest of conditions (we’ve tested it, trust me!)

Thanks as always for your support – love you guys.

xx Steve

Incredibly, we’ve sold out of our inital stock. You horny people!

But no worries – a new, special edition is coming! We’ve been fielding feedback from you guys all over, and we’re working on releasing a new Uncut/Summer Edition!

Firmer
Harder
Greasier

Designed to stay firm in warmer conditions/in the sun, whilst also being great for guys who are uncut and like a grippier product so they don’t lose traction on their full-skin tugs.

Stay tuned!

Guys, we’re taking advantage of our small-batch, handmade quality and offering personalisation of your very own tin of Strokinut Oil – if you preorder by Saturday, 8th March!

Extra 15% off the promo price for ticket holders – instead of the £38 shelf price, you get it for £24 and with the name of your choice on it, too.

Be great as a surprise gift for that special dude you connected with –

We launch in 5 days at the Bator Bro Party (London)! We’re doing a full takeover of the party – there will be lots of tins around the two full floors of the event for dudes to grease up with.

Can’t wait – see you there guys!

After months of testing, tasting, sniffing, and sliding – it’s ready!

I’m so excited to bring this labor of love(making) to you – after suffering years of synthetic products for my personal bate lube.

I got tired of covering my dick in synthetic, crude oil-refinement industry products full of mineral oil and petrolatum.

Stuff that tasted and felt disgusting in my mouth too – not to mention that mineral oil is banned from anything that goes into your body in the UK and Europe.

It’ll be available exclusively through Bator Bro in London – you can find out more about that here, and how you can become a member to buy some of the first of our *hard* launch!

Big nuts and love,

-S